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A Warning.

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It is with great sadness that I bring you this message of terror. The approaching plague of Zombies is going largely unnoticed my the majority of society – and believe me it is happening.  The signs are all there – for those who wish to see them. Rampant hordes of Velociraptors seem to have blinded the average city dweller to their surroundings.

Stay vigilant and always remember the following:

  • Weaponry – choose carefully, remember that ammo runs out and that blades require close contact.
  • Zombies are not proficient at writing poetry, they are however quite competent in the field of ‘Postmodern art’.  This is always a sure test.
  • Zombies tend to not greet you prior to touching your face.
  • Stock up on 2-Minute Noodles (Not Maggi brand) and always keep something warm nearby.

I wish you well fellow travelers.

Image credit AND tutorial (Vectortuts)

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Vector Tutorials

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Really cool site.  I made my name using one of the tutorials, it isn’t amazing, but it only took 10 minutes.

Check it out here.