It is with great sadness that I bring you this message of terror. The approaching plague of Zombies is going largely unnoticed my the majority of society – and believe me it is happening. The signs are all there – for those who wish to see them. Rampant hordes of Velociraptors seem to have blinded the average city dweller to their surroundings.
Stay vigilant and always remember the following:
- Weaponry – choose carefully, remember that ammo runs out and that blades require close contact.
- Zombies are not proficient at writing poetry, they are however quite competent in the field of ‘Postmodern art’. This is always a sure test.
- Zombies tend to not greet you prior to touching your face.
- Stock up on 2-Minute Noodles (Not Maggi brand) and always keep something warm nearby.
I wish you well fellow travelers.